Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Snippets and tidbits

I've been getting some writer's brain farts lately and haven't been able to finish a blog post correctly so I'll just post all the unfinished paragraphs here just to, you know, get 'em out there.

Written 6/20/11
"The sun seems to flicker in my bathroom when you turn off all the lights. When I close my eyes my thoughts do the same. I am the Champion of musical chairs, and Ruby's pretty cool. She likes the songs Miserable at Best and Sleepyhead. I get to carpool with "Jane" tomorrow. Tomorrow's the summer solstice, I should have a musical chairs party. Mr. Smells Good was at my house last night, and my sister made peanut butter cookies for father's day and snicker doodles for Ben who stole them away. I got my dance shoes on Friday along with the coolest heels you will ever see. They have yellow ribbed bottoms and are made of patten leather with strings and stuff. I must be at least six feet tall in them. On saturday my friend flew me over to Mariposa to have lunch with her and her dad. We ate tater tots and danced to music playing from a jukebox and played shuffle bored. Then I went to Roller skating with Lilly where I learned how to skate backwards and jump. Then we had a sleepover. We watched Ghost Adventures until midnight, mad up songs, and she read stories of greek mythology rewritten into modern day situations. For Father's Day my family and I went to San Francisco. Magnus Alexander was left at Lily's house. I need to get him back. Ooh, I had my first Twinkie on Sunday. It was horrible. Thus, my version of Zombie land: "Twinkies, twinkies?! Where is all the frogging Ice cream!!!??"
(I'm listening to The Garden by Mirah, it's stuck in my head since we did warmups to it in dance class during school today)
I was texting "Jane" earlier and I told her about becoming the musical chair champion and she said I was very fantastic in Spanish, and I replied in french "Thank you, my friend, so are you"
Apparently "Marcus" doesn't carve pumpkins. The other day during acting camp/school, we were playing Disney trivia. My team (the Blubber Nuggets of course) was given the question: "What is a dingle hopper?" I answered with: "You comb your hair with it!" I got it wrong. And I was sad. On Friday my mother dragged me along after camp to go to one of her client's house, i lounged in the car and read MLIA. I then got bored of lounging and took my phone, a stuffed bunny that i had in my bag, and Magnus Alexander and crawled into the trunk of my car and started listening to tangled while reading MLIA. It was quite a while after my mother started driving that she realized that I was there."


Written 6/27/11
"Good evening and welcome to the izzy show, where everything is fabulous, and I do mean everything. Here are tonight's top stories:
On Thursday I attended acting camp dressed as joby Ryan from Oregon. I got five girlfriends and a boyfriend, and let me tell you, that is how it's done. ("Jane" was one of them teehee)
The saturday before that I took a trip to mariposa with my friend, kaylin, to have tater tots and dance to old songs from a juke box. Yes I did say mariposa, we made an eight hour trip two hours and I'm not totally sure i was conscious for most of it. I'll post some pictures later, or when I find out how.
I got two books to read over the summer which brings our total to three plus naruto and bleach, but I can't promise anything with those in particular. Having Ben read my book and take me out doesn't sound as worth it as it did on June second.
I saw "Marcus" on sunday and while playing the iPod shuffle game I asked if we were ever going to be friends and the song "don't you want me" or whatever it's called by glee cast started to play. I have hope. He was apart of the opposing army during the war that was held that day. Before the battle began though he buried my sister's friend amber's feet In the sand and then told me to get out of the way before he pushed her over. I probably shouldn't have moved, but I mean what would you do if someone you were possibly attracted to leaned down by your ear and whispered "please move away!" ? Ask them to repeat what they said of course! Nope, I just moved, and amber fell, and I wasn't exactly paying attention to her.
"Marcus" pretended to hit me with a giant hammer :D. Wanting to make it look realistic I fell backwards and landed on my tail (yes, I wAs wearing a tail :) ) and now my butt hurts. Amber yelled at him and I laughed. I hope he was impressed.
I had an oboe lesson today and for practice for a song I'm learning to play I had to sing random lyrics to the melody. I came up with "mars has a big nose, I like potatoes, monkeys" and also, to make sure not to flake on the last note of the song my tutor and I came up with "banana" which is what she used as an example to show me the difference of ending smoothly and ending on a random sound. She spoke a sentence then said banana at the end like nothing happened and it was normal. I did the same: "for dragon boat im going to practices for a race I am not going to attend orange." "

Written 6/28/11
"Terrell, She's dating Terrell! I think I might die! Literally. I mean, what the frog, when did that happen? "Jane" is supposed to be with me and we're supposed to have "Marcus"'s freaking baby!! I can no longer enjoy Acting Camp's/school's Nerd Day. Oh goodness what if he carpools with us like he did yesterday? I'll have to die for, like, the second time, gosh!
I like "jane", Ruby likes Terrell, "Jane's" adorable dog likes Terrell, Magnus Alexander likes Terrell! DARN FROG LAMB BLAH GARSH PLOT-TOOTY!!!!"

Ooh, and look what I found!!

Written 4/20/11
"The soldiers dozed as Mr. Mac reported the happenings in the war. I listened intently, absorbing every detail so I could write to my family back home about it. "Pay attention!" He shouted. The troops snapped awake. "There is a spy in our midst." My eyes widened. A spy? Here? "Someone who has sympathized with the South, causing her comrades to fail." All eyes turned to the small soldier sitting amongst a group, she had barely turned anything into Mr. Mac since the war started back in '61. "Would you like to stand?" He asked. She stood and we stared in horror. "Do not be alarmed, she was working under my orders." Mr. Mac continued. "A reluctant spy she was and did a terrible job too. I told her before the war started what she had to do, the uniforms, the points removed, the letters forgotten, were all part of the plan." The puzzled troops murmured in confusion, and I grinned in admiration. "I am so blogging about this.""


So, there you have it, all the orphaned posts that I can now set free. Until next time my we little bow ties :-*
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Super-frog-yum-tastical!

This summer I've discovered the urban dictionary. I have no questions for anything ever again.
I started attending an acting camp on Tuesday, it's more like an acting school, really, we go to six classes and have lunch and everything. Six whole hours of it. I wake up at seven In the morning and return home by about three thirty or so. It's pretty amazing. Also, on the first day when I walked into recital, which is kinda like home room I guess, you wouldn't believe who was sitting down with all the other kids! "Jane"! She had just come home from Reno last Sunday and was there and I was so excited to see her!! Apparently she's a CMT girl along with *cough* every other theatre child I meet *cough*. well it's really no surprise as this is a CMT acting camp. "Jane" usually hangs out with ruby, who is just darn good at almost everything. Except piques! I doubt she could prick much of anything! I mean, you aren't supposed to turn when you lift your knee, but she does, and I notice. Not so good at everything now, huh ruby! Well, not that I'm good at piques either, but still. At least I can carpool with "Jane" since she lives really close to my house. Not tomorrow though, she'll be in michigan for a graduation until Tuesday. That means two whole acting school days without her!

I had my first frozen yogurt of the summer for desert tonight, can you believe that? Only one all summer!

I am wearing the most prettiest lady helper in the whole world tonight. It has hearts and stars on it and a bunch of different colors. I just feels so dainty wearing it though it won't look so dainty In the morning. I believe if a girl wants to feel pretty she should feel pretty in all parts of the world and buy lady helpers for Tweens because teenagers just aren't cool enough to have stars and hearts on their lay helpers!

A couple weeks ago I was talking to "Marcus" on facebook and it was so exciting because he actually responded this time! Maybe I'll post our conversation, but not now, it's too late at night now.

Let's see, I need to practice my French and oboe and piano tomorrow and buy actual dance shoes this weekend so I'm not frolicking around In My purple sneakers all day. Well, until next time my main stagers :-*

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Monday, June 6, 2011

Stop Procrastinating


When I found out that I had the ultimate super power to do this, I like, died in my seat. Not really, though that would have been rather amusing to watch. I just hope I don't get attacked by ninja's for doing this. Oh gosh, did I just jinx myself? Oh, well.
I have been inspired by this here little man person, but sadly my Imovie is quite upset with me and won't let me create an unprofessional, spontaneous, and more than a little pointless video that I would then post onto youtube and then remove it out of embarrassment, and that is why I do this. I do this a lot, and when I'm not doing this I'm thinking about doing this. This as in blogging right? Right. So, while I'm here and not distracted, I shall tell you how my summer is going. Summer morning schedule? Not followed. I get up around eight or later, and do nothing. I think about doing something, but, I don't. It makes me feel almost sad, but that is why I read MLIA. That makes me smile, and it takes up a lot of time that i could be spending doing something else, and that's ok.
I tried to Instant Message "Marcus" on Facebook. He logged off. He keeps doing that.
New favorite game? The iPod shuffle game.
Wish me luck this summer. Until next time my beverages of frozen water in melted ice :-*

Friday, June 3, 2011

I and those who smell nice

At night I'd like to imagine what it would be like to steal a kiss from "Jane" or "Marcus". I wouldn't dare think it though, I mean, what if the thought snatchers stole it and fed it into their ears and they were to find out about my obsession?
Yesterday was the last day of school and also my brother's birthday. I came to school in such high spirits, swinging about the iPod that I had received as a graduation present. I'm an even bigger grader now muahahaha! I performed with my buddy Cassie and everyone said we were amazing, maybe even the best. Well, if you forget about mr. K rapping and insulting Justin beiber and Rebecca black. Ben came to see me and all my friends complimented me on my handsome brother.
I left the last blast early to start my summer vacation. I had to return sadly for I had cassie's phone and iPod in my bag. But then I started my summer.
For ben's birthday we saw a movie at midnight with a bunch of his pals and his girlfriend and her brother and his girlfriend and her cousin.
(do note that when I am surrounded by a lot of people i tend to get hyper) I spent the whole night complimenting people on their scent. Especially that one guy who works at the scary, dark, overpriced store at the mall. He smelled reAlly really good. So did his girlfriend who helped me with my application problem on my iPod (my iPod's name is Magnus alexander :D ) after the movie my brother took his girlfriend, Ashley and her brother and his girlfriend and her cousin home which kicked my sister and I out of the car so we got a pity ride from his friends. This gave Zoe the impression that Ben cared for them more than he cared for us. But hey, the bright side was we got to jump mr. Smells good's car.
I am no longer afraid of natural disasters or the end of the world. (I mean, not that I was) as it turns out the world isn't gonna end in twenty twelve it will just switch rotation and start spinning a different way. And the reason why japan had the tsunami was because they had a high suicidal rate but many enlightened people lived there so it wasn't completely destroyed. So basically, our energy as a whole, influences the earth. Or something.

Did I mention it was summer? SUMMER PLANS!!! wake up at 7, take a shower and get dressed until 8. do French lessons until 9, play the Oboe until 10, practice piano until 11 and in The time before noon I can hula hoop and blog!!!
Big school is going to be the bomb! I'll be in advanced drama with Zoe and "Jane" and hopefully "Marcus" then all I have to do is book a band audition this summer and get into wind ensemble. (I hope)
Wish me luck! Until next time my little creepers :-*


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Sunday, May 29, 2011

School. There isn't a better way to end the year. Well, technically it isn't ended. It pretty much is, there's only three days left And they aren't even school days. Tuesday is promotion rehearsal, Wednesday is promotion, Thursday I'm performing and Friday, well, there is no Friday.
Last week everyone cried, drama people cried, dance people cried, my friends cried, I cried! There was so much dust in the air I couldn't help it. I went to an awards ceremony on Wednesday. I didn't now why, I mean I never had straight A's. I didn't win the good grades award or the athletics award or the social studies award or the music award or the choir award or the drama award or even the English award. I really thought I was gonna get that one for sure. Instead I was given one of the last awards, the cornerstone leader award. This was the speech given for it:

Good Evening. My name is Ms. Hendrickson. It is my pleasure to be here tonight to present our Cornerstone award. This award goes to the (big grader) student who excels in academics and promotes our Caring School Climate here at (Littleschool). A student who does well in the classroom, has a positive attitude, is trustworthy, respects others as well as themselves, and is genuinely kind and considerate to classmates and adults alike.
As I began to think about the (Big grader) student who exemplifies all of these qualities, one name kept coming up. This student was a member of our Cornerstone/Leadership class last year. She excelled on all projects and activities in that class. When working in group situations she was a quiet leader, one that others truly looked to for guidance, and she was and still is not afraid to speak her mind. Her positive attitude is contagious and this in turn inspires others to work harder and to be nicer. But the quality that stands out the most when thinking of this student is her exceptional kindness and compassion for others.
She is also a very talented young lady. She's been in many of our choir and drama performances. She is an outstanding writer and she stars in our Last Blast Variety Show every year. She also heads up our GSA club. She tirelessly works towards the idea that everyone should be accepted and made to feel safe and comfortable here at (Littleschool).
As I continued to think about this student, it was obvious that she was deserving of his award. It is my pleasure to present the Cornerstone Award for helping to promote a Caring School Climate to: IzzyB

I almost died in my seat. I almost died as I stood to receive my certificate and present. I almost died when everyone cheered for me. I almost died when I awkwardly kept thanking Ms. Hendrickson (She is such a wonderful lady!!). I almost died as I walked off stage and signed the magical silver book. I almost died when I found a shiny plaque and a beautiful card inside the present bag. I almost died as Maddie B. Smiled at me and congratulated me. And I died at the end of the ceremony when the lights went up and i showed my parents and sister what I got. (Ben didn't come because he didn't want to see me die). I was dying When i hugged Maddie B. I was dying when I mistakenly took Mr. K continuously patting my arms and congratulating me as a hint for a hug. I was just dying in general. That was how overwhelming it was. It was overwhelming and wonderful. I didn't even mind dying. The award just meant so much to me I guess, so much that I died in front of everyone!
Hey, I even almost died that afternoon, at lunch, at the last GSA meeting ever when children kept fishing money out of their pockets just so they could donate it to the club.
This was good dying, this was happy dying.

On the Tuesday before all the big graders went to Great America (A super awesome theme park). My S.S. Teacher, Mr. Mac, saved up a whole bunch of quarters to put into the water canon machine to soak everyone on the raft ride. My friend Cassie we on when the machine wasn't working so we had to go through Snoopy's water maze to get soaked instead. It took three hours for our feet and butts to stop leaving wet marks whenever we walked or sat down.
We met up with three of our guy friends and decided to play games to win stuffed animals, I spent the rest of my money on a game which Cassie one and got a Pokemon toy. But Gabe, Nathan, and Aiden really wanted me to win so the offered to pay for the next game and me and Cassie both won stuffed animals. She got a brown teddy bear and I got a white teddy bear. They were small toys that you got from playing once but they still count. Cassie said that since I payed for the game which got her her Pokemon she gave me her brown bear. We decided to play the game again and I got a gigantic Pokemon. (I was in that awkward stage of almost dying again because I didn't know how to receive their kindness towards me. I just kept thanking them and hugging them)
I gave the white bear to Zoe and I told her to give the brown bear to Jane (from the Jane and marcus story). Zoe said that jane called him Pablo, that made me happy! It turns out that Jane is going to be in Big school's advanced drama next year, funny thing is that so am I. I auditioned on Thursday with the first paragraph from A tell-tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe and on Saturday I got a cheerful call that I made it in! YIPPEE!! It must be fate!

The Promotion Dance was on Friday night. I got all gussied up for it, I straightened my hair and wore a pretty dress and sandals and everything. I danced and ate strawberries and grapes and six minnie Pizzas and drank water and danced with my buddies. (Teehee, I even slow danced with a guy). Rumor had it that they were going to play What's going on by the 4 non blondes which was a classic in Mr. Mac's social Studies class. It was featured in the HeMan sings video he showed on a Monday. Quite humorous indeed. And all his students were going to do the weird twitchy arm dance to it. It was never played, we never danced, and everyone was upset. Well, just for Mr. Mac, a few of his 1st period students (including me) and one of his 6th period students did a civil war picture just for him!
Afterwards I rushed to my Friend Kc's birthday party/Sleepover. Only two kids slept over (including me). It was fun, we watched the Justin Bieber movie which was, uh, interesting. And we talked to Cleverbot and tried to make him say inappropriate things. That was surprisingly hard to do.

Today, my family (minus Ben because he was fighting Dragons) Went on a really cool hike. My dad took me farther than my mom and sister. We went all the way up to maisy's peek and saw all of Silicon Valley, even across the bay to Oakland. It was soooo massive! I felt like this was my Izania, that it was my kingdom. On our way back down the trail to our car, my family sang this song:

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town

The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wiper on the bus go Swish, swish, swish
All through the town

The Driver on the bus says "Move on back,
Move on back, move one back"
The driver on the bus says, "Move on back"
All through the town

The babies on the bus go waaah, waah, waaah
Waaah, waaah, waaah
Waaah, waaah, waaah
The babies on the bus go waaah, waah, waah
All through the town.

The mommies on the bus go shh, shh, shh
shh, shh, shh
shh, shh, shh
The mommies on the bus go shh, shh, shh
All through the town

The Daddies on the bus say, "Eat a cookie,
Eat a cookie, eat a cookie"
The daddies on the bus say, "Eat a cookie,"
All through the town

The Child on the bus says, "DON'T touch me!
DON'T touch me, DON'T touch me!"
The child on the bus says, "DON'T touch me!"
All through the town.

The Blackberry dude says, "Missed my stop!,
Missed my stop, missed my stop!"
The Blackberry dude says, "Missed my stop!"
All through the town

The Teen on the bus goes text, text, text
Text, text, text
Text, text, text
The teen on the bus goes text, text, text
All through the town

The Mime on the bus goes ..., ..., ...
..., ..., ...,
..., ..., ...
The Mime on the bus goes ..., ..., ...,
All through the town

The dudes on the bus Say, "Hey, What's up!"
"Hey, what's up! Hey what's up!"
The Dudes on the bus say, "Hey what's up!"
All through the town

The chicks on the bus say, "Ooh, he's hot!"
"Ooh, he's hot! Ooh, he's hot"
The Chicks on the bus say, "Ooh, he's hot!"
All through the town

The Blackberry dude says, "Why thank you!
Why thank you! Why thank you!"
The Blackberry dude says, "Why thank you!"
All through the town

The Chicks on the bus say, "Ew, not you!"
"Ew, not you! Ew, not you!"
The Chicks on the bus say, "Ew, not you!"
All through the town

The Grandma on the bus says, "Hey there sonny,"
"Hey there sonny, hey there sonny,"
The Grandma on the bus says, "Hey there sonny,"
All through the town

The Grandpa on the bus says, "Where my teef?"
"Where my teef? where my teef?"
The grandpa on the bus says, "Where my teef?"
All through the town

The child on the bus says, "That's no cookie!"
"That's no cookie! That's no cookie!"
The child on the bus says, "That's no cookie!"
All through the town

The dog on the bus goes Bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark
The dog on the bus goes Bark, bark, bark
all through the town

The driver on the bus says, "No dogs allowed"
"No dogs allowed, no dogs allowed"
The driver on the bus says, "No dogs allowed"
All through the town

The wheels on the bus then pop and flatten and everyone must exit the bus

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