Sunday, March 13, 2011

breakfast like a king

Alright, I have finally gotten around to posting about the latest in Izzania besides helping out love struck friends and receiving emo poetry in japanese from ex lovers. We'll start with last friday shall we? My pal Lilly and I went to a protest the protest at a highschool which was doing a play about a gay man's story and that one really annoying we-hate-evrything church was gonna protest it so a schload of people showed up to protest their protest. We were so awesome the bad guys didn't even show up. TAKE THAT HATERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! After that we went to a red tent gathering, which Lilly loved. She's such a sweet heart, I adore her.
Wednesday was the first show of Honk! the musical. It just ended saturday night, and I wasn't as teary eyed as everyone else but I was probably doubly tired since i had dragon boat the next day and i almost fell asleep in the boat. Anyway!!!! I believe it was thursday that we conjured the most tears from the audience. yes, that was how fantastical it was. The show was so much funn, backstage we played cat's cradle and would you rather and hunted for ghosts and chased rats and took many trips to the bathroom and played volley ball in the art room and ate a whole bunch of sweets and lollipops and we could never get the stage make up totally off and it was just amazing.
Mr. robot/vampire/warlock was back, he was here for two days in band because mr. K was in New York and he came back with a whole story to tell about how he saw spiderman turn off the dark and that it was so bad it was sold out since it opened. well anyway, on friday my buddy cassie came running up to me durring lunch while i was attending my locker duties and squealed "We had the coolest sub in spanish today, he taught everyone french and then turned off all the lights and we told spooky stories!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A VAMPIRE!" Guess who they got? weird right, he's teaching languages now? But it's true, we spent the whole lunch period in the spanish room, and Mr. RVW was there signing girls arms and looking up ghost sights on his little laptop and talking about how he's a DJ on a radio station. So not only is he a robot vampire warlock, but he's greek (proves my Hercules theory) and he speaks french. Mind. Blown.
On saturday my mom and sister and I took Lilly to the new red tent space and we all got feather extensions. Yea, it's pretty legit!! Lilly brought her camera and did and uber awesome photo shoot with me and we decided that it was a good idea to go down into these gigantic pits where they had trees for show and take pictures there. DUDE, it was like a human cage down there and it took forever to get us both out of it. Of course we got it on tape, like duh.
My little buddy grace just got a phone and now won't stop texting me, she woke me up this morning. Well the good thing is i don't think i have to write that letter back to her. She's such a darling the way she hugs my and looks up to me and worships me like I'm the goddess. Who can disagree with that? She really is a little sweetheart though and draws the most cutest little cartoons.
Word of the day: adorable
AA has become less annoying these days, or maybe I have evolved because he's starting to need me more. Should've seen that one coming, eh chap? Anyway, it is so adorable to watch him wriggle around in his middle school insecurities. He's in love you see and that just happens to be my favorite subject, not that I'm helping him, I actually think I'm screwing his mind up even more but hey, it feels good to be needed. I have sworn an oath to be the mature adult and be kind and friends with him always because according to my mother we are the bestest of friends. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
Dream updating time, I've had two spectacular dreams that i can remember. In the first one I was at a carnival/circus place and this cute boy with black hair and blue eyes took my hand and brought me over to this red tent for a secret show. The tent was magical because it was a whole lot bigger inside than it was outside. Anyway, we were the only two people watching the show and it was amazing performance by homosexuals and transgenders and cross dressers and a bunch of amazingness!!!!! I ended up living there and becoming part of the show and we would perform special shows for a bunch of small groups of kids it was amazing. NEXT SCENE: I'd been living in the tent for some time now and there were even talking animals living with us how awesome is that? Well, there was this big holocaust thing where all my carnies were going to be taken away so we hid them in the magical tent and i hid a little talking mouse in my secret lipstick case and I saved them all!! NEXT SCENE: I'm in my mid twenties and I'm hanging with all my gay buddies by the pool (because there was a pool by our tent of course) and i reach into my pocket and pull out a crumpled piece of paper with a phone number and the name Troy written in blue ink on it. this was from the little dark haired boy that i had met at the beginning and i was going to meet him. And my buddies were all like "Who's that?" in an adorable sing-songy voice and I said "a friend" The same way.
"Boy or girl?"
"Boy"
"Ooooooooooohhh!!!"
THE END!!
It was AMAZING.
I'll spare you the second dream because it was about Justin Bieber, I told you he was going to haunt my night visions!
Until next time my little cotton candies :-*

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