breakfast like a king

Alright, I have finally gotten around to posting about the latest in Izzania besides helping out love struck friends and receiving emo poetry in japanese from ex lovers. We'll start with last friday shall we? My pal Lilly and I went to a protest the protest at a highschool which was doing a play about a gay man's story and that one really annoying we-hate-evrything church was gonna protest it so a schload of people showed up to protest their protest. We were so awesome the bad guys didn't even show up. TAKE THAT HATERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! After that we went to a red tent gathering, which Lilly loved. She's such a sweet heart, I adore her.

Wednesday was the first show of Honk! the musical. It just ended saturday night, and I wasn't as teary eyed as everyone else but I was probably doubly tired since i had dragon boat the next day and i almost fell asleep in the boat. Anyway!!!! I believe it was thursday that we conjured the most tears from the audience. yes, that was how fantastical it was. The show was so much funn, backstage we played cat's cradle and would you rather and hunted for ghosts and chased rats and took many trips to the bathroom and played volley ball in the art room and ate a whole bunch of sweets and lollipops and we could never get the stage make up totally off and it was just amazing.

Mr. robot/vampire/warlock was back, he was here for two days in band because mr. K was in New York and he came back with a whole story to tell about how he saw spiderman turn off the dark and that it was so bad it was sold out since it opened. well anyway, on friday my buddy cassie came running up to me durring lunch while i was attending my locker duties and squealed "We had the coolest sub in spanish today, he taught everyone french and then turned off all the lights and we told spooky stories!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A VAMPIRE!" Guess who they got? weird right, he's teaching languages now? But it's true, we spent the whole lunch period in the spanish room, and Mr. RVW was there signing girls arms and looking up ghost sights on his little laptop and talking about how he's a DJ on a radio station. So not only is he a robot vampire warlock, but he's greek (proves my Hercules theory) and he speaks french. Mind. Blown.

On saturday my mom and sister and I took Lilly to the new red tent space and we all got feather extensions. Yea, it's pretty legit!! Lilly brought her camera and did and uber awesome photo shoot with me and we decided that it was a good idea to go down into these gigantic pits where they had trees for show and take pictures there. DUDE, it was like a human cage down there and it took forever to get us both out of it. Of course we got it on tape, like duh.

My little buddy grace just got a phone and now won't stop texting me, she woke me up this morning. Well the good thing is i don't think i have to write that letter back to her. She's such a darling the way she hugs my and looks up to me and worships me like I'm the goddess. Who can disagree with that? She really is a little sweetheart though and draws the most cutest little cartoons.

Word of the day: adorable

AA has become less annoying these days, or maybe I have evolved because he's starting to need me more. Should've seen that one coming, eh chap? Anyway, it is so adorable to watch him wriggle around in his middle school insecurities. He's in love you see and that just happens to be my favorite subject, not that I'm helping him, I actually think I'm screwing his mind up even more but hey, it feels good to be needed. I have sworn an oath to be the mature adult and be kind and friends with him always because according to my mother we are the bestest of friends. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.

Dream updating time, I've had two spectacular dreams that i can remember. In the first one I was at a carnival/circus place and this cute boy with black hair and blue eyes took my hand and brought me over to this red tent for a secret show. The tent was magical because it was a whole lot bigger inside than it was outside. Anyway, we were the only two people watching the show and it was amazing performance by homosexuals and transgenders and cross dressers and a bunch of amazingness!!!!! I ended up living there and becoming part of the show and we would perform special shows for a bunch of small groups of kids it was amazing. NEXT SCENE: I'd been living in the tent for some time now and there were even talking animals living with us how awesome is that? Well, there was this big holocaust thing where all my carnies were going to be taken away so we hid them in the magical tent and i hid a little talking mouse in my secret lipstick case and I saved them all!! NEXT SCENE: I'm in my mid twenties and I'm hanging with all my gay buddies by the pool (because there was a pool by our tent of course) and i reach into my pocket and pull out a crumpled piece of paper with a phone number and the name Troy written in blue ink on it. this was from the little dark haired boy that i had met at the beginning and i was going to meet him. And my buddies were all like "Who's that?" in an adorable sing-songy voice and I said "a friend" The same way.

"Boy or girl?"

"Boy"

"Ooooooooooohhh!!!"

THE END!!

It was AMAZING.

I'll spare you the second dream because it was about Justin Bieber, I told you he was going to haunt my night visions!

Until next time my little cotton candies :-*

Hey, guess what, no more Bradley James visions wanna know why? Because I'm having Justin bieber ones instead. I see him every where now, I feel like he's going to show up at my school and talk about music or something or I'm going to dress him up as a girl and do a duet with him at the last blast, and no one would know who he was because he's dressed as a girl then BAM he'd shed his girly-ness and they'd be all like "OMFG IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER, and he's next to Izzy, Izzy is just so cool! I should invite her for some frozen yogurt because I think she'll like that". What if he starts haunting my night visions as well?

Speaking of night visions, I had the most frightening dream last night. My friend and I had our own TV show and my little sixth grader buddy was upset because I was going to travel around the world and my show was going to be awesome like Oprah and he wasn't invited. Then i went on my trip around the world and there was a giant flood and I had to take shelter in an old house and my friend became my twin sister and my parents were there and this elderly woman that owned the house who was eating dog food. It was really leaky in the house and when I looked out the window I was looking at New York City and this huge spaceship hover craft thing was flying around and shooting fireworks into the sky. I asked my dad what it was and he said it was the winner of a scientific space craft contest. People were screaming in the streets too and I didn't know why because, hey, there are fireworks, what's to scream about right? Well, the space craft started shooting lasers at all the skyscrapers and they started collapsing. Then it shot a laser at the old house we were in and it was like waking up from a dream within a dream like inception, because when I looked around the city was fine and the flood had stopped. Then Mom decided to take us all to dinner at this bar and she had this huge fight with Dad and all of a sudden my twin got very antsy and she used twin telepathy to tell me that my dream within a dream was about to come true, so we grabbed Dad's hand and pulled him outside and started steering him to the Giant Radio shack /dress boutique across the street because there was an exit in there that only my twin and I knew about since we were secret agents. We started running to the back of the store and through a bunch of employee only doors until we reached a back room that was purple with chairs and mirrors and a mannequin with headphones on. We sat there waiting and jumping with anxiety, the mannequin came to life just then and opened up a secret door in the wall that lead to an empty elevator shaft and jumped through. My twin and I ran up to the door and stepped on two cushions that were attached to ropes. My twin's was a purple circle and mine was a square. I commented on it as we climbed up on them that they probably gave me a square because I should our dad the secret passage earlier in the dream i just don't remember when. I could tell that out of the two of us, I was the carefree awesome secret agent and my twin was the serious all business awesome secret agent. BTW, we had long straight black hair so it was kid of freaky. Any way, after a lot of riding down and elevator shaft on purple cushions, a door finally opened in the wall before us and we ran through it to find our dad there (he was brought in another way since he wasn't a secret agent) and we were in California and safe.

Then I woke up, The end.

Today during Rehearsal we had KFC for lunch and since our musical is about farm birds we found it pretty Ironic. Girls kept squealing how wrong it was that we were eating ourselves which I replied to with "How fowl!" Aren't I clever?

Last Friday I had my first all-nighter, I stayed up until 6:15! I spent the night watching TV, eating three oranges, two slices of apple pie, some mac n cheese, a cup of tea, watching my bro play assassins creed and accidentally murdering people with brooms, watching a bunch of SNL, and playing cats cradle and would you rather. By 6:15 there was nothing left to do so I crashed, then Ben woke me up at 7:50 so I could get ready for dragon boat the next day. It was pretty awesome.

Well, I'm gonna watch a bunch of movie trailers now so PEACE OUT Homies :-*

fan letter take 1

Hey guess what!!!! I found my letter! It was inside the pocket of a pair of jeans I haven't worn in a while which I found quite random when my butt crinkled as I got comfortable on my couch. There are a lot of edits and crossed out sentences but I will tell you what is comprehensible.

"Dear Mr. James,

First off let me mention how much of a fan my friends and I are. My name is Izzy B, and my friends Caity, sejal and I are studying music and theatre in San Jose California. We adore you and were wondering if you or any of your coworkers had any tips for three young performers.

Though it has come to mind that our letter might be one in a million of would never reach you, we hope that you might read this and perhaps reply for it would make us really happy as would anyone who received something from you. Haha!

The girls and I have put together a list of questions that we would like you to answer."

"What is your favorite color?

Have you ever broken a shoelace?

If you were in a house and all the windows faced south, what color would the bear be?

If the music stopped and she died how would she die?

What kind of music do you like?

What's your favorite movie?

How many fan letters do you get on average?

what's your favorite place?

Favorite ice cream?

Favorite Breakfast cereal?

Favorite scent?

No you have to reply to tell my the answers. :), hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerly,

Izzy B.

Caity

and Sejal"

TADAA!! My first ever fan letter, I'm so proud. well, it's television time so I'll catch you later cool cats. :-*